Sunday, January 1, 2012

My 2012 dance career is already a success

I met up with my good friend Ad today and our conversation was as follows

J: Yo so, ask me how my New Years Eve was.

Ad: Haha uh, how was your New Years Eve?

J: It was the best. New Years. EVER.

Ad: Haha, why?

J: So I went out to a funk dance party with my friends.  It was kind of weird and I know most guys don't usually complain about this, but I was uncomfortable being the only guy in a crowd of pretty girls.

Ad: What is wrong with you?

J: Shut up. Anyway, inevitably, there were guys that were hitting on them. Usually I don't really interfere because I mean girls are into guys, even ugly guys.  I usually just let them be and I don't want to get in the way of anything but these two guys were so aggressive and persistent.  It was ridiculous!  They kept like trying to dance with my friends and grabbing their hands and stuff so I battled one of them.

Ad's mouth starting to become agape

J: Yo I straight up got in this dude's face and started top rocking. I was mean-muggin so hard and I totally smoked that fool.  Then he just got mad and walked off.  I've never been so proud of myself in my life.

Ad with mouth fully agape and eyes really big

Ad: J ... you were ... break dance fighting.  Like ... actually, break dance fighting. You were mean-mugging?  HAHA. Why is there no video of this? I would have started screaming.  I'm like actually pretty mad I didn't get to see this.

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HHAHAHAHAHA  ... can I be bboy SITuation??